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[Fun With Fire]

flame

This reminds me of the time my friend Dan filled a glass jar with all manner of fireworks and gunpowder... then put a fuse to it. One of the shards of glass broke the windshield of a car some 30 feet away. Fortunately no one was killed. And we got it on tape.

TmsT responds:

Oh, awesome. I want the footage! Is it online?

[Star Wars:Expendable Sith]

where is my kingdom

Yes there are many sw movies but this is still funny. Keep it up.

[Simply in Love]

nice

If only love were that easy...

[Powerpuff Girls 4 of 4]

omg

Your animation is impeccable, and by that I mean it's awesome. The only real flaw of the movie is its brief duration. Congratulations. You have received one of my rare 10's for graphics.

[The Future Of Met- L Man]

life insurance costs too much these days

Met-l man doesn't look very buff but holy chit what an attack!! Are those other characters his sidekicks or what? This looks like a pretty neat comic, although i'm not really that into comics. Good work!

On a side note, that was the worst metal in music history. Mudvayne needs to grow some balls and play heavy music and not just putz around like old dudes throwing pancakes on distortion pedals with maple syrup running over their guitar pickups. Nothing against you o' course ^^ just maybe pick another band next time.

[Cutethulhu]

Cummerbunds and bowties

Well, I am definitely not in the target audience because I didn't understand that at all. I guess this is for Lovecraft fans? Animation was great, better than most flash animé (flanimé?) and drawing was excellent.

[Another JFK Conspiracy]

slayer!!! play slayer!

Okay, so it didn't exactly take a lot of skills to make that. But the idea was rather cool. Except, don't ever spell owned like that unless you're gaming or hacking into someone's computer (since you're obviously a 1337 of great skill ;) .

[WarPigs5: 4.99+0.01]

black sabbath is so cool

Hope to see this on turd of the week. Bad, but uniquely and hilariously bad.

TruffleClock responds:

I hope to see YOU on turd of the week, it was not "bad" it was amazing and powerful!

[Zelda Behind the Scenes]

Hi. Rule? Yes. Hi, rule.

Not bad for your second movie... i would like to see more detailed backgrounds to take advantage of hyrule's lush landscape. Also pay careful attention to when your music stops and starts. It would cut off all of the sudden for no apparent reason... Keep working!

[Star Warz - thingie.]

thrust... parry... twirl and counter

There are soooo many star wars movies, but this one is still pretty fresh. Congrats.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

touche'