The-Glare's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Star Wars Shorts]

ahem

I just don't have the heart to blam this one. I hope it stays.

[Escapism.]

wow

I like how the action went with the music. Good ol' Dillinger. I hadn't heard that song before, tho.

[Xiao Xiao: DerajN Edtion]

shao lin volleyball

Nicely done. Yup, those xiao xiao were great. The intro was quite humorous. Reminds me of the scene in the book Ender's Game where he meets Rackham...

[Fuckin n00bs (teaser)]

pwned? n00b?

Overloaded with clichés... the words pwned and noob should not be used outside of gaming context unless it is intended to be ironic. This is just not cool anymore.

[Ballistics Demonstration]

guns are cool

I don't know what to say except, guns are cool.

Violence rules,
guns are cool and
we've got guns in our schools.

Violence rules!

[SSS: And So It Begins...]

hot biscuit fillet

Very nice. Very nice indeed. Only thing i didn't like was the choice of music didn't seem to fit. Could've moved a bit faster.

[LL - Girl From Mars]

chewbacca pancakes

ahhh lock legion... never makes much sense but is fun to watch.

SmigeFlash responds:

Indeed

[Sex Line]

OMMFG

Funniest flash i've seen since 3 3ast 3 3urious and that was a while ago. Bravo.

[Jazz One]

Turn down the whistle volume

Not much on graphics but it had style, and cool music.

LeoZ responds:

yay thanks.

[The Non-Livingstons #002]

arsenicola?

eww haha that was great. That was pretty fast work considering the length and everything.